In the tune of He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
We all hate mag scum, We all hate mag scum, We all hate mag scum, We all hate mag scum, (repeat x2) We all hat scouse scum, We all hate manc scum, We all hate leeds scum, We all hate smog scum. (keep singing the song over and over)...
Canto Niall Quinn's Disco Pants
Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: better rendition added)